Games: Oh my Gawd, sex in a videogame? [!OT]

[mrwiseman]

As you may know or not, mods could unlock/use some kind of naked skins for GTA: San Andreas.

Naturally, the Sanctimonious America's Decency and Morality (SADAM) puritan league launched an epic crusade in a heroic attempt to save America's youth from sin and degradation. Nudity in videogames would make baby Jesus cry.

The company behind the game was rightfully forced to comply with the Holy Bible's values, stopping production of such an evil enbodiment, and replacing it by a new version without this satanic abomination that occurs when we remove our clothes.

Maddox explains why this patch is a gift from Heaven:

?Thank God. I'll be the first person to download and patch my PC version of "Grand Theft Auto." I want to shoot people in the face, bang prostitutes, traffic drugs, steal cars, and terrorize police officers without this filthy smut in my game.?

He also managed to summarize in one paragraph everything that's wrong in today's American morals. Go puritans!

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[Hell Knight]

Not only in SA, but there're also nude patches to lotsa games. I know some for The sims, World of Warcraft(saw a video either [img]smile.gif[/img] NE girls rulez), so I guess if anyone wanna use em then go ahead [img]tongue.gif[/img]

[One Classy Bloke]

Actually, the complaint is that it was an actually minigame created by the developers, but until now, was not unlockable. This underminded the rating system (no matter how retarded it is).

Also, it's not like games haven't been attacked over violent content. Please stop acting like this is an innocent game which require protection from prudes. In my opinion, it's a lame overrated piece of crap, and i look forward to the end of it's popularity.


AND FOR GOD'S SAKE, STOP TELLING THAT EVERY MOVIE CONTAINS "MILD PERIL"!

[mrwiseman]

Instead of crime and shit, they should make a game about running a whore house: hiring personnel, designing shows, putting a price to each service, etc.

[Xellos]

God of War has another minigame like this, where you turn the control stick,a nd you hear the sounds, and the bed shakes. Also, the girls don't wear tops. And this isright near the beginning of the game, no secrets or codes or anything. No one bitches about that though.

[One Classy Bloke]

Then you have Singles, where the aim is to get a pair of people to have sex.

[Hell Knight]

Not to mention the 7 sins game......

[Nevan]

I was also reading where Killer 7 was also getting attacked.

[mrwiseman]

This is not an innocent game, and I don't really like it either, but hey, making a big deal of a couple titties when the game is all about murdering and crime is lame.

[Xellos]

They aren't just a couple of titties. It's a full minigame where yyou have sex. with the girl.

Meh, most people wn't be able to unlock it, so I do't thionk it's a biggie. Regardless, now GTA will finally die, hopefully.